Hello, Pyramid Co. Family.

We are please to announce the upload of the latest version of our Marketing Up! Program, guaranteed to improve you life both monetarily and health wise.  Through this program, our Pyramid Co. Family and Junior associates have been slowly improving themselves, their social skills and earning a fantastic income along the way.  We are please to announce that this update 0.1.9.26.9.86r_1(08_20_24) includes more content for our family to enjoy and improve themselves with.  Please see the notes below for more information.

• Two new levels.
• Climbing system now allows you to move the camera freely.  
• Size upgrade no longer has negative side effects relating to inability to maneuver.  
• The French have been sent to the moon.  
• We have erected a large pyramid in the honor of Pyramid Co.
• The menus are now much more navigable now that the cursor is made visible once you open them.
• Roof Pizza remains on the Roof.
• New sparkly gem that does nothing.
• A single lever!  How amazing!
• And one very shriveled software developer.

We here at the Pyramid Co. Family hope you all are as excited for these updates as we are.  The Grumpy Goblin also assures you, that he has, in fact, not murdered anyone in cold blood for this past week.  

Thank you, and have a nice day.

- Solina Bimbobaus

Owner & CEO